My name’s Trey. I’m a non award-winning copywriter with what some describe as a “pretty chill” disposition.
Here are some more juicy ass facts to sink your teeth into:

• I’m on my fourth career change, which proves I’m not afraid to fail, I think.

• I’ve officiated four weddings and three of ‘em are still married, which in baseball terms would make me the greatest hitter of all time.

• I’m a chicken pox survivor.

• I sometimes think of myself as peripatetic, which is a word you can use to impress your friends and convince people you’re smart.

Here’s my very serious resume—please don’t print it and then hang it up in men’s rooms around town as a joke: